Has this ever happened to you? You’re sat at home, or somewhere else, on your laptop or smart device, reading a blog post about how one of my poems has been published in the latest issue of the MASS. No? No. Of course this hasn’t happened to you, because this has never happened before.
But it is happening right now! Yes, my poem Dinosaur Abstract appears in their August issue on absurdism, and it is a silly little poem and you might like it. If you want to read it, well pal you can just amble on over to their site to explore the issue for free. A first-in-a-lifetime experience, to be sure! Why do you keep talking about bowling balls?